lameborghini:

how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

egberts:

u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast

zarry:

people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants